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Originally Posted by Piwoslaw
And it won't be. Now that the holidays are over nobody cares, and by next December everyone will be in too much of a shopping craze to notice. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya, between the media, shopping centers, and elves (the latter would be jobless and homeless if the truth came out).
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I think he is still there, but flying sleighs pulled by airborne reindeer illuminated by nothing more than glowing noses have been banned by the growing menace that is "elf and safety".*
I blame Van Rumpuy, who is a regular annoyance in my household.
*EDIT - It was in the Daily Mail so it must be true.