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As I noted in my fuel log, my girlfriend threw a SCREAMING FIT last week, because I wanted to do 65 in a 65 when we went to Niagara Falls. Apparently, being passed in traffic is BAD. She seldom does less than 70 in her Intrepid on I90. I sped up the rest of the trip and got a disappointing 32.5mpg. DAMMIT.
...and she doesn't turn off lights or tv or the oven without prompting.
...and I'm a jerk for giving a damn what the utility bills are.
"You know sometimes, you think about it-- when your girlfriend, or your boyfriend is just a pain in the f'in ass, and you just wish you could cut their f'in head off, and stuff it in a bag, and stick it in the back yard..."
-Richard Cheese
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