You Know You're An EcoModder if:
You strip all the body plastic off of your 65 mpg 250cc maxi-scooter to put a
Vetter fairing on it plus other mpg enhancements and hope you bust the 100
mpg mark when you are done.
...... because basically you're cheap and
you can and want to, not because of some misguided notion about man-made
global warming.