[Dad and Dotter]

Arrgh! (Not "ahhrr!" which is pirate-speak)

I am not seeing the cheap and plentiful obsolete emissions analyzers promised by Mr. Rocky of the California smog-monitoring bureaucracy. He did mention another source so I have e-mailed him back inquiring of same.

I do hope that he can come through for us. I would hate to put him on my fecal roster. Them that's there are receiving little enough attention as it is, lately. I could link to a youtube video of me at a hearing of a government agency, but you probably wouldn't want a sunburn and for the paint on your wall across the room to peel off.

Perhaps I should start a thread on the subject of profanity. As this is a "civil" forum with agreements, it might be an interesting exercise in euphemism. Come now, gentlemen, who among us has not uttered a profanely expressive verbal ejaculation upon the occasion of skinning our knuckles when a wrench slips?

!@#$%^&*!!!

Long Live The Memory of George Carlin!

And I'd do well to remind meself of an acronym my Uncle Bob taught me. TANSTAAFL! I can still hold out hope for a gift from the fairy-godmother department.