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I hate house cleaning . . and washing a cat is about as much fun (given armored elbow length gloves), so here is a gem from yesteryear about both:

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

By, The Dog

1. Human, put both lid and seat of the toilet up and add 1/8-cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet bowl and close lid firmly. You may need to sit on the lid, but beware of claws emerging to grab hold of all and any.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" “and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there is a straight line between the bathroom and the exterior door as to obstacles removed!

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift seat & lid together.

8. The cat will rocket out the door where he will dry himself off at leisure.


Clean cat and clean toilet. What's not to like about getting my water bowl sparkling?

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