I just had a thought. Assuming you can get a 2" receiver hitch for the back of whatever vehicle you choose how about using one of those cargo carrier hitch tray thing with a big lock box and your bike sitting between the vehicle and box.
I am still not convinced you need external storage though Any vehicle long enough to sleep someone who is 6'2" has a good amount of storage space, especially if you raise the sleeping platform.
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