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Picture tjts ticketed by the cops in a speed trap town for driving 40 mph in a 35 mph zone. He goes before the judge.
Judge: You were cited for driving 40 in a 35 mph zone. What do you have to say for yourself.
tjts: 35 mph is the required minimum and in some places is strictly enforced by everyone. You have a lot of self righteous assholes blocking traffic in this town. Why aren't your cops ticketing them?
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Darrell
Boycotting Exxon since 1989, BP since 2010
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin
Mean Green Toaster Machine
49.5 mpg avg over 53,000 miles. 176% of '08 EPA
Best flat drive 94.5 mpg for 10.1 mi
Longest tank 1033 km (642 mi) on 10.56 gal = 60.8 mpg
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