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Originally Posted by jakobnev
I think he wants one of those toy cars that go in one direction until the bump into something, then go in another direction
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I kind of thought of that when he wanted a self-driving car, I just visualized one that kept bumping into the same thing. So, he pulls out his phones and complains on Facebook.
What about the saying about carrying a device in your pocket that can access all of man's knowledge, but you use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers? I dated a girl who looked up how to replace her spark plugs. That was a quality girl.
I have had six cars, none of them new, between 93,000 and 250,000 miles, and never had a carburetor. I have always heard of great $1000 cars. Wouldn't they belong in the unicorn coral?
By the way, this is the first time that I heard the term "Millenials." Until I realized the context I thought "Nobody lives to be a thousand!"
For the record, apostrophes are used for contractions and possession. You do not use them for plurals.
