Thanks for the suggestions
I checked out the Wicked vans. Nice setups for small spaces but they all seem to centre around the convertible bed concept. This thing has a sealy mattress which is the best thing I slept on since leaving Canada (and for a while before then too) so I am not messing with that, besides there is room for a bed and room to sit in a camping chair if needed.
I was doing more thinking last night and a big rolling under-bed drawer is definitely going to be built, an old skate-board will donate it's wheels, and I am thinking if I can find the right cupboard/pantry I would replace the green file cabinet since it isn't a very good use of space.
I can't really do a multi-day rebuild since I am living in it besides I only have basic tools. My budget will be very much limited until I have money coming in again.
Your puns aren't so bad, believe me I have heard worse.
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