Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Remember, kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat cause kids.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
Ohhhhhhh... LAMBIE.