You sound like my wife.
I really didn't think he would accept the offer I made. Find one in the DC area for less than $650. There was a GZ listed on DC craigslist, asking price over $2000. Mine is easily worth over twice what I paid, with half the miles.
I just wish I could get the wife to STOP running the garbage disposal with spoons in it (yesterday), and setting the smoke alarms off with her curling iron (this morning at 6:45 AM).
regards
Mech