[Tony Raine]

should have thrown the football in the nearest lake/dumpster/mean dog enclosure and rode off.

this is where a cell phone comes in handy. hold it up and say "one step closer and you're going to jail".



edit--> btw, like most angry, testosterone-filled jerk-off sports freaks, both father and son can't even throw a football with any accuracy (by the sound of your story, neither actually hit you with it). thats funny