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Old 05-19-2014, 04:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Fat Charlie View Post
While you're at it,
Remember: the DHS wants you to build a two week stockpile of food to prepare for disasters.
Remember: the DHS wants you to report people like antigovernment extremists who stockpile food.
Hello, Mr. DHS Sir, I am reporting that I stockpiled food as you requested. Wait, handcuffs?!
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