Jeez man, that's crazy!
Not sure what mine would do on the track, but I'm pretty sure it would only do it once . . . . pretty sure I see why you're driving something else now, lol!
There was a Festiva down here for sale for the longest time that had been rebuilt as a mid-engine RWD Hyabusa-powered, supposedly street legal. He must have sold it, but here's a link to it
Hayabusa Mid-Engine 1989 Ford Festiva