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In response to localized dealer complaints about Teslas direct sales, Tesla introduces its mobile dealership model. Easily identifiable by its large red "Tesla Sales and Delivery" hood ornament, it can setup in just moments, and retreat just as fast once dealerships lawyers swarm.
But seriously, she can afford one and we can't? Gosh, I hope she's got a couple airbags of her own, to match the airhead.
Another reason to keep sticks, press two pedals and it'll either stall, or not go anywhere.
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Shooting for 600 miles of range at 65-70 mph out of a vx.
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