"So, to recap, we have a man who's been accused of rape standing in front of a jailhouse shower clutching a broomstick that he's promised to "show me how to use" if I join him in that shower.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-you-should-know-before-spending-weekend-in-jail_p2/#ixzz3AtrpS095"
