[Xist]

Julian Rogers: I'd like to recommend one of my favorite authors to you - a woman named Jane Austen. This is a writer of just wonderfully exquisite prose. And, of course, as ou can see, it's a big damn book. Oh, "Pride and Prejudice". Harry Bob, I think you're going to get more than a run for your money out of this one.

Harry Bob: How much?

Julian Rogers: Well, I think two dollars is a fair price.

Harry Bob: Really.

Julian Rogers: Uh-huh.

Harry Bob: How much for just "Pride"?

Julian Rogers: Well, actually, one does hate to break up the set.

Harry Bob: All right, but I got to test it first.

[He tears out some pages from the book]

Harry Bob: Where's the outhouse?

"Wagons East"