Mikey, maybe you can convince Nemo to check this one out for you. The guy has to be ready to get it off his hands for whatever somebody will give him at this point.
2000 Honda Insight 48MPG
I'd check it out but that drive about killed me this weekend!
Or maybe Ecky could check this one out for ya! I'm thinking you could get this one for two grand, it has a lot of miles but it has a functioning battery.
http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/4880317963.html