Yep I am a "hick" also raised in the northwoods -- but been around the block in my youth... here is one for you - carry an extra wallet put money in it but the rest are all pics of someone else - embossed cards that look like credit cards etc.. no real ID to filtch... hand it over and leave...
If you have time flip a hidden switch to render car useless -- I am paranoid
(had a few close ones) you get the idea........