Helipads aren't sloped, it's overflow parking. Someone thought that putting cover sheets on their TPS reports was more important than moving their car when the call went out.
While we're at it, I took this one last night. Her time is so valuable that she couldn't park illegally in the handicap spots 50 feet farther away like normal people do. Big time saver, too- I was walking from my car when she pulled into the lot and she was already in the building by the time I got to his point.
