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Originally Posted by teepee0205
Blah blah blah...December 13th 2016, Cranbury, New Jersey, Brilliant Light Power, Inc. announces today the appointment of the Company’s Advisory Board...blah blah blah
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CRANBURY, NEW JERSEY?! The home of Williams-Sonoma,
according to this year's Hater's Guide. Maybe you guys should do some sort of cross promotion thing--you know, Tartan Table Top Electrical Generator(TM) with "Mad Scientist" Twister/Aerator Decanter Set and Complimentary Blue Spruce Cone Salt and Pepper Shakers. Ad copy: "Best scam of all time! Enjoy a fine, aerated wine while you play at science and melt your table into another dimension with our exclusive Tartan generator. Salt and pepper shakers included for that whimsical, impromptu dinner party afterward!* $1,499,999.95.
*Served on the card table in the living room."