For some reason a Jalopnik link always comes across as "deadspin-quote-carrot-aligned-w-bgr-2"; but this was obviously a Torchinsky article based on the graphics background.
If three wheels are allowed, how about this?
https://www.thesamba.com/vw/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8470827&sid=fbfba51ee18ee2e4203861 d4573e1290#8470827