Global warming, wait nope that's not working and a lot of scientists are showing how that wouldn't entirely be a bad thing as it would allow large areas of land that can't currently grow much to grow more crops, we shall call it climate change so no matter what natural disaster happens we can blame it on it. Look see polar ice caps are melting be afraid be very afraid do what we say or we're all going to die! look see sea levels are rising... WHAT wait sea levels are dropping how is that possible!!???
Simple psyhics, waters like heavy man, more was added, so it like crushed the ocean floor down more man, Earth ant a perfect sphere dude it's like a ugly spheroid **** moves around man.
Q: If the ocean floor is being crushed lower, and sea levels dropping, doesn't that mean sooner or later something has to equalize?