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Old 01-22-2018, 08:41 PM   #876 (permalink)
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Chorizo - '00 Honda Civic HX, baby! :D
90 day: 35.35 mpg (US)

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1. Send your 64 best unmarried and childless men and 64 best unmarried childless women on a generation ship.
2. Develop FTL drive.
3. Send your 1,024 most annoying future equivalents of millenials.
4. Have them arrive just hours before the generation ship.
5. The generation ship is greeted by a horde of entitled and hungry locusts expecting someone else to make dinner.
6. The generation ship leaves for Venus.