"You know you drive a jalopy when you have to give special operating instructions to someone who wants to borrow your car."
Wait, people want to borrow your cars?
I do not remember any dates ever commenting on any of my cars, except one, long after she married someone else, kept telling me how small my Prelude was.
She is under five feet.
I am over six.
My sister thought that as soon as I got the Accord I would want to get rid of my Civic.
She claims to be the smart one in the family!
If women complain about my Civic I do not want to date them, but after I have driven women in Civic, I have transported some in my Accord, and nobody said anything.
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