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Hey! It has been a while since I told stories about my crazy exes!
Dictabird: Gather 'round, everyone. I'll tell you the tale of an unsophisticated man caught up in a treacherous web of power, deceit, and lust.
Cavemen: Ooh, yeah.
"The Flintstones," 1994
I have tried many dating sites over the years. I am still single.
"The fault, dear Brutus is not in our stars, but in ourselves."
"Julius Caesar," 1499 AD or something.
Eh. Maybe some dating sites are at fault, but still.
I think I actually like OKCupid, although somehow I keep forgetting about it. I deactivate my profiles when I meet someone and think we have something. I had not been on OKCupid in a while and the last time that I went to reactivate it I was under the impression that they had simplified their name to Cupid and changed all of the things that I liked about them.
Since I reopened my account a couple months ago I have allegedly received a hundred messages, but I cannot read them without paying. They send me up to three messages a day, mostly asking me to subscribe, for "only a dollar a day!"
As far as I can tell, every one of those messages women have allegedly written me have been spams from the website itself. I told it to only notify me when members messaged me, but it did not change anything, but once you guys mentioned OKCupid, I went back, and I reactivated the right account.
I happily deactivated my Cupid account. If they bother me again I only need to hit the spam button!
There are two whole women in Page!
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