1. Scrap all farm machinery.
2. Don't use animals either, it oppresses them and they fart anyway.
3. Hire enough people for all of the labor, with benefits, holidays, unions, and adequate pay for a family of four, a mortgage, and a new car in the driveway.
4. Only grow organic food, because if you are not smart enough to enjoy grass and leaves, you can eat bark!
5. ????
6. Profit!
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