Niky! You used Focii!
People seem to think that pluralization rules do not apply to names, even if those names are nouns that have been established for centuries.
I had dashcam footage of when a woman merged into my car, broke my mirror, and dented her door. I was going to share it, but it only showed my car shifting several inches to the right, and I do not think that I said anything.
I was on the phone with my mother when I was rear-ended by a full-size work van on the freeway. I said "Mom, I was just rear-ended. I am okay, but I need to go."
I am not sure that I say anything interesting. Oh, when bad things happen either.
I backed into one of those posts in front of O'Reilly's some months back. It is probably steel and concrete, but the outside is plastic, and it has a three-sided coroplast sign on it.
That removed the paint. I could totally buff it, it would simply remove more paint.