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Old 07-06-2019, 10:50 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by redpoint5 View Post
My favorite thing to do with a car more expensive than a Tesla is to not park it in a garage, and instead let it bake somewhere hot where nature can have her fancy with it.

So, this is worse than a Tesla in every regard (except drag, perhaps), and people will want to purchase this because?
Dude, you’re missing the versatility of a Tesla: The Tesla Toaster which rapid roasts the occupants to a satisfying crunch in moments; or with the Autopilot-Kiri to create sashimi from those occupants during rapid acceleration to cut the roof off at the pillar base under a convenient 53’ van.

And then delivers.

Leave no local alien-hybrid “human” hungry. Let the dinner carts roll by.

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