I realized I should look for paintless dent removal forums, but I was just looking around the first one when Mom called the plumber, so I figured out how to fix two leaky faucets, but the plumber fixed the more complicated one before I could work on either.
He fixed it for $339. I fixed the other one for $3.88, without leaving a mess like he did.
The first forum had zero DIY information, so I e-mailed the administrators. They told me I couldn't do it.
I bet his name is Marlin. I will show him!
He guaranteed that if there are any dealerships in the area there would be PDR technicians.
There are three dealerships.
I can spare three phone calls, but I am also going to look into the other PDR forums and see where to go from here.
I e-mailed the PDR in Phoenix again and they said they could not see the dents:
"You think you can do these things Nemo--Xist! But you can't!"