[Xist]

When I joined the Army I said "African-American" and blacks told me to stop. I returned to Arizona State and someone asked who was in my group. I named everyone. Nobody knew who one girl was. Facebook recommended her and she had many posts about being Chinese-American, Japanese-American, etc., and she usually wore sorority shirts. I said "The Asian sorority girl."

There was a collective gasp.

Apparently sororities offended them.

Then there was my one friend that referred to the black classmate as "The really tan girl."

Really tan!