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Old 12-26-2019, 08:02 AM   #19 (permalink)
slowmover
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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2004 CTD - '04 DODGE RAM 2500 SLT
Team Cummins
90 day: 19.36 mpg (US)
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A good friend bought an original year JK 2007 Wrangler. Zero options, so to speak. Stays mid-20s Highway. High teens around town. About 200k on it now. Gas & Go. A regular on the Texas barrier islands and off the path at Big Bend National Park. Dead-stock, right down to the highway tires. (The owners motivation matters. Also doesn’t hurt he’s a genius with machines).

Monthly payment + Weekly Fuel = Cost of Car for the retards. A group increasing in size. Same ones expect accidents and tickets.

The sixty-car pile-up in fog on IH64?
Happy, as a newer car on horizon.
Their ALEXA is busy, busy, busy.
Probably all civil servants.
Extracting their due.
Impossible to fire,
And need only a shiny credit score.

TV in their homes every room
Video games galore
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