[freebeard]

Originally Posted by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigations_of_a_Dog"

Plot
The unnamed narrator, a dog, recounts a number of episodes from its past, in which it used quasi-scientific and rational methods to resolve basic questions of its existence that most of its peers were content to leave unanswered, such as: "Whence does the Earth procure its food?".[2] Many of the seemingly absurd descriptions employed by the narrator express its misapprehension or confusion about the world, centering on dogkind's apparent inability to realize (or, some passages suggest, unwillingness to acknowledge) the existence of their human masters.

I'm left to wonder it there's some connection between Kafka's Metamorphosis and Jordan Peteren's lobsters.