The equation has changed hasn't it?
I had ear-marked some of the plague money for getting a smart phone, but I hear in Moscow if you don't have one they just give you one.
At the gas station I took advantage of Oregon State law and just slipped a $20 out the window.
edit: As it happens, I called the utility board and got an abeyance until April the Eighth. The customer service person I talked to has a club that sews pillows for [orphans?] and she will now see the Doctor's video I posted above.