I live in Bumf***, Egypt, where the nearest metro areas are two hours away. The local bidness and gummint wannabes are doing their darndest to attract every stray they can sucker into moving here. It's working; there must be a lot of desperate breeders from Tayksass, Missery, and ND because there's a whole lotta them busy tearing up and down the streets here now.
The thing is, there are plenty of existing clusterf***s to choose from. All these small town dopes are hell-bent on creating more.
