You'd want to lay it on the roof. Like this (same bike, different SuperB):
I worked in a pizza parlor when I was in college. Ran my left hand into the pizza dough roller and split open the first knuckle on my middle finger. The only time I've seen one of my bones.
The receptionist at the hospital became my wife six years later. That didn't last, but I've still got the scar.
(I wish the Shantung Gold Superbeetle looked that clean today)
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