How do I become a CEO so that I can declare bankruptcy and give myself a bonus?
What is the worst that could happen?! I go to a country club jail?!
Arguably I am a CEO, but my LLC doesn't have any assets.
I stopped by that house and talked to a neighbor in his yard. I wonder how deep the garage is. The neighbor said that it had tons of space even with two cars in there.

It has a nearly-detached garage. There is a roof and a deck. I am confident that you could put in two walls, real doors, a real floor, and have an attached garage with extra square footage, although it would just be a hallway.

One sign says “Do not use plumbing.” Another says “No trespassing!” I could not read the rest.

Bay windows are nice.

Mom’s lawn is way nicer! [pats self on the back]

There are many places where the fence requires repairs--or replacement.

That backyard is not very big. Do you think that is an addition?

I feel like the back porch needs a real step.

Is that all garage?!

Electric fence?

This is technically outside of town and natural gas is unavailable. I hear that propane is a distant second. How do you fence around a propane tank?


Do you think that it has been on the market for over four years because it is outside of town?