[Xist]

Yes, I needed to tell the television to box the pillars instead of distorting Tom Selleck's face.

Many years ago, back when I received Dilbert newsletters, Scott Adams explained why you should work out your butt, stuff like you will look more intimidating while sitting down because you will sit higher, and if you are helping someone around the house, if they ask you to hold a screwdriver, then ask where you put it, you get a free screwdriver!

I have opened a number of doors with my sitting-down-side, but I think that was exclusively at stores. However, I open doors with my foot all of the time. I do not know that I have ever done so successfully when the door swung out, though.

I completely forgot that today is Wednesday and got ready for my Thursday teleclient, but they did not respond to my invitation. I called and left voice mail. A while later the mom said "Hey, this is Wednesday!"

Then I realized that we had a whole other day before the weekend--and that the weekend wasn't any better than the week. I mentioned it to my supervisor and she just responded "Hummm, OK Xist��. Just a reminder Friday midnight is your deadline for notes ��"

I always have my notes in on-time. I never need a reminder.

I called my temporary teleclient again and left another voice mail. Maybe I have some idea of why they tried two different therapists before me.