Why don't you boil some Brazilian pine nuts and make your own wastewater tea?
The Canadian assembled a loft bed from a smaller and cheaper company.
He said that he only paid $800, but he probably could have made his own for a fraction as much, although there would have been a great deal of cutting!
It didn't come with instructions. You pay $800 for a kit and you need to print off instructions yourself, or pull them up on your phone and complain that your phone is small and your eyes are old.
He also complained that nothing was labeled and at least once he needed to undo a section because he thought that it went the other way.
It has the two shallow shelves that I don't like. They don't hold much, which is okay, because you need to remove everything when you actually use the bed.
I prefer the ones that look like a cabinet and have fold-out legs. They don't perform any additional purposes, but they don't take up extra space, and those extra purposes aren't usable when it is open.