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Watch out steeling election signs guys!

I was involved with a crazy situation 4 years ago.

Warning Long story.

Dxxxx Vxxxxxr US senate (not my candidate, was later caught having been a customer of prostitutes for many many years) signs began appearing in the ditch directly in front of my house.

Disclaimer: If someone wises to distribute their political beliefs that's fine with me. However they do not need to be doing it on my property.

I started taking them down DAILY from the ditch in front of my house, one day there were razor blades in the base of the sign I cut my hand badly, I called the Sheriff, they said they would investigate, never showed up. A few days later I was removing another sign from the ditch in front of my house; my neighbor ran his truck through the ditch to hit me with his truck, he then accused me of stealing his signs. I told him that they were on my property. He said I was stealing his signs and he was calling the cops. The cops showed up, asked me what happened, I told them, then they arrested me! For Theft! I said I wanted to press aggravated battery charges against him and they refused to take the statement (until later). Went to jail, got out, started asking around and come to find out in Louisiana 22 feet from the center of the roadway is public domain and to remove an item from public domain you must contact the sheriff, he personally must come out and inspect the item, sign an orange sticker, then the item is considered abandoned, it must remain untouched for 90 days (which would be long after the election) before it can be legally removed. So anyway I started putting signs in his front yard for my candidate, he didn't like that and it escalated in to an arms race which completely sucked.

SO BE CAREFUL REMOVING SIGNS!!!!!!! We don't need any ecomodders doing any time.