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Old 05-17-2021, 06:54 PM   #1320 (permalink)
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Chorizo - '00 Honda Civic HX, baby! :D
90 day: 35.35 mpg (US)

Mid-Life Crisis Fighter - '99 Honda Accord LX
90 day: 34.2 mpg (US)

Gramps - '04 Toyota Camry LE
90 day: 35.39 mpg (US)

Don't hit me bro - '05 Toyota Camry LE
90 day: 30.49 mpg (US)
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I promised my girlfriend that I would make room in the garage for my Accord, but I just didn't have the time, so I moved the Camries, parked the Accord sideways in front of the garage, blocked it in with the Camries, and my girlfriend parked on the new gravel next to the driveway.

Clearly I had room for a $1,000 Accord!

Mom's first words were that she was going to punch me. She parked her car blocking two-thirds of the sidewalk, was furious when I moved it forward, and when she insisted on going to Church (I had not attended in-person since last March), I had my girlfriend get her vehicle ready, but Mom insisted on taking her car.

I raced Mom back, parked in her spot, opened the hatch, and started loading my girlfriend's stuff. My girlfriend said that Mom would be furious and would yell at me, but apparently Mom didn't want to give me the satisfaction.

Well, time to actually work on a car! My genuine Toyota gas cap arrived in the mail!
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