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Old 09-14-2021, 07:36 PM   #1365 (permalink)
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That's a long-winded was way to spoil the joke, that you didn't read the headlines you see.

An ole friend came to the door of the Fortress of Solitude to drop something off, but he didn't have time to stay. I closed the door and looked around and thought 'bachelor apartment',

So I stacked the microwave, toaster oven and fry pan on a roll-around steel cabinet that's for rat-proof dry food storage. It freed up 26" of counter space that hasn't filled up yet.

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How do I move a nonrunning car sideways?!
One end at a time. Maybe a floor jack on a plank?
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