I only had two matches!
My brother had me buy him that fan recently and, of course, Mom was upset.
As far as I know, she never reimbursed me.
It was the craziest thing, as I danced around the fire yesterday trying to breathe it to life it followed me wherever I went!
I assembled backup!
Funny how the fire burned with renewed vigor once I introduced airflow!
Also, it really helped to send smoke in the same direction!
I pulled a greasy paper fast food bag from the recycling and individually rolled up a bunch of sheets of newspaper.
I figured that I needed as much airflow as possible to not waste tons of time today.
Unfortunately, that took far too long, and the paper bag was far to big.
I couldn't get the bricks close enough together to support the chimney, so I sat it half on the bricks and half on the paper bag, but I needed to keep adjusting it.
After a while I pushed in one the brick on the top-left so I could set the chimney on it and my 11-minute timer went off to get ready to see my teleclient.
I had all day and all that I did was start a fire!
Well, the family didn't connect, and the mom asked to reschedule.
That hasn't worked great lately.
I don't have the time to make a meme:
https://comb.io/fw3CRA
En route I found:
https://i.gifer.com/8EPj.mp4 https://i.gifer.com/2HV5.mp4
The Simpsons have had more than their fair share of fires.