The alternative interpretation is that redneck thought a UL-approved hot plate tucked between the box spring and matress will ignite polyurethane foam.
I'm more interested in dipped in liquid Nitrogen and vibrated into dust. It's less energy intensive and would yeild some gold and mercury amalgam.
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