[Xist]

Yeah yeah yeah, I don't like anything--excluding my last comment, which would make things awkward.

I have almost exclusively ignored Shorts, even when they were done by a channel that I follow. I know that there is some good content on TikTok--it makes it to Imgur.

Statistically speaking, there must be something worthwhile in the depths of YouTube Shorts, but I'm not looking for it!

Joe Scott released a Short.

I have enjoyed every full-length video, but a Short?

It was annoying and he didn't even act like he was on drugs.

TikTok is popular because the average person needs to be medicated. They want the equivalent of channel surfing, but instead of boring programs and commercials, everyone is on drugs.

Influenzas like Shorts because they require less effort per minute.

So, I watched Joe Scott's Shorts, and hated all of them.

They were harshly edited to fit as much information as possible in 60 seconds, but here's the thing:

I can't accelerate them!

I am sure people say "I have ADHD! I can't watch a 2-minute video!"
I have ADHD, I watch a 2-minute video in 60 seconds!

So Shorts are low-quality videos, but I still can't pay attention, because they are too slow, and then they end before I feel like I got anything to show for my time.

Then, for no apparent reason, they restart.

Why do they restart?!