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Old 01-23-2023, 11:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Piotrsko View Post
How does one get 8 cats/kittens, whatever, do the same thing simultaneously?
Dwyer Instruments, Inc. has contracted an Irish bio-engineering company to provide cloned, dwarf kittens of uniform specification.
And the best motion picture animal trailers have been recruited to train the kittens to fix their attention onto a holographic projection upstream of their position, provided by head-ware equipment included in the package; which generates delta-wing, co-rotating vortices. A synthetic goose pate scent agent, applied upstream also helps to capture their olfactory attention towards the forebody.
VELCRO socks and mittens afix the kittens in a chosen position for testing, and the kittens remain in a catatonic state, until a holographic prompt signals termination of the testing session.
Muscle relaxant is administered to the tail stem to provide three-degrees of freedom.
Pavlovian rewards are administered between sessions to maintain the animals interest.
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