Okay okay okay. I am going to respond to the rest of your message--hopefully more concisely!
I just wanted to share some hacks and tips I encountered.
One of them might be useful!
I don't think that I saw this one, although I think that I saw a better one.
Someone said to pour like this and you won't have a problem:
One of Shouty's commenters said that there is a diagram on the back of the jug showing how to pour, but I couldn't find one.
I think that I saw this one, but when I saw the previous one I wondered how fast you could pour.
Not very!
I hope these GIFs don't disappear from Imgur. They were posted in GIFVs, but I need to use GIFs here, and it says "This JPEG image has the incorrect file extension."
I need an animated JPEG?
Changing the extension just gives me a still image.
This may actually be useful! You may not have this problem, but the forums like to time out while I am writing one message. I opened Ecomodder in another window, told it to refresh every minute, and I stayed logged in the entire time I wrote #78!