I normally read the top 3 comments, but this time it was the responses to the first comment.
Someone mentioned a D&D GM, which was interesting, because one of the first things I asked it was to DM a dungeon for me.
No dice.
I still wanted to role-play, so I told it "You wake up loosely tied in a dark room. You hear water dripping. What do you do?"
Apparently mentioning being tied up, even loosely, was interpreted as the wrong kind of role play.
I finally played some WoW last night. The new expansion must be horribly unpopular because they gave us one free weekend to play it and apparently weeks on end currently.
It felt more like work than normal!