Today seems like a big letdown after yesterday. I woke up around 0430, wrote my notes for the second agency, submitted invoices and informed her I am starting grad school, did 30 push-ups in a row in my Mario costume and realized that I hunch my shoulders, so my face hits the lawn earlier than it should, without my upper arms becoming parallel to the ground.
I am going to try looking straight ahead instead of at the ground, but how many push-ups can I do if I descend another inch?
Do you know what the crazy thing is?
Thirty push-ups is the Army standard for my age!
Then I finally mowed the front lawn in my Mario costume, changed out, and watered it.
I have been putting the sprinkler on a garbage can to get the entire yard, but decided not to, and it only got the middle, so I manually watered the edges, which was 10-15 minutes I will never get back.
The thing is, I have two hoses attached so I can hose off my cars, and they have a total of three holes.
The one that is usually out front has some kinks and I need to be super careful so the hose doesn't twist on me--and the leaks don't spray me.
I don't even know if I can put that on the garbage can and have it work, it might just kink!
I don't want to replace the hose right before I move, but it looks like I will need to, and then bring the new one.
I have at least one hose in storage, so I should find that, and see if it is better.
Anyway, I tried to reach out to my families, and the landlord didn't read my e-mail and saw the 35-page lease and two other documents and decided that, despite what I wrote, those documents were supposed to be part of the lease, even though signed versions of them are in the lease, and he told me I didn't sign them.
No, those are his clean copies, so he can use them, and look more professional.
He told me the easiest way was to print out the pages, sign them, and send him a picture message.
No, I printed those two pages to PDF, and e-mailed it to him.
They were already signed.
Then I exported to images and sent those via text.
I saw two clients and had a horrible time figuring out what my landlord said.
Apparently, I need to keep things simple with him.
Speaking of extracting images and keeping things simple, I started--and stopped--talking to a lady.
This is our exact conversation, copied word-for-word. I am bold and she is italic:
Hi
How are you doing?
I’m doing well. How are you?
I trimmed my nails and got a piece stuck in my eye.
That’s not good. Where you able to get it out. Is your eye ok?
A clipping managed to get under my eyelid.
What are the chances of that happening?!
It flew over my glasses and into my eye! 
My eye was a little sore once I fished out the clipping with a q-tip.
How is your week going? That’s crazy. I’m glad you got it out.
My weeks been good so far. Just finished work for the
week. Now I’ll have three days off and start again Monday.
Do you work 10-hour days?
I average about that much a week.
I don't recommend it.
No I work in a school averaging 36 hours a week.
During the summer I work the extended school program
which is Monday-Thursday 7:30-11:30. So not many hours.
Do you average 10 hours a week or all 10 hour days?
I average 10 hours a week.
I need to go to grad school or something.
Why do you only work 10 hours a week?
Due to never asking an SLP who always criticizes me
and has been sued for back pay to work for her?
Do you still work with her?
And I’m sorry I’m not sure what you mean. Did you
sue her or was she sued by someone else? And is
that why she only works you 10 hours a week?
I never pursued employment with a woman who
always criticizes me and has been sued for back pay.
So where do you work? You made it
sound like you work for this lady?
By first mentioning her saying that I never asked to work for her?
I work for two other agencies and see clients in their homes?
Ok that’s fun to work with clients on their homes.
It depends.
One ripped my favorite work shirt and attempted to beat
up me, like he had other employees before and after.
Another always tried to bite, scratch, and shove me.
Yeah that’s not fun
Have you ever thought about working in a school?
Why didn't you ask if I had worked in a school?
Because I asked where you worked
and you didn’t say in a school.
Anyway, I completed my notes for the first agency, and need to get to bed so I can see those Holbrook clients, now with Uno!
I kept wondering why I did not receive a notification for this, but Jessica went 79 MPH on his mini bike, some guys swapped the engine, and he hit 85 MPH when he blew the engine:
I haven't received a notification for JR in a few days. I hope he didn't cobble together a submarine to rescue some billionaires.