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Old 07-27-2023, 10:29 PM   #1242 (permalink)
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In case you missed it, this is a classic

www.hagerty.com/media/advice/a-few-things-to-know-before-you-steal-my-914
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Dear Thief,

Welcome to my Porsche 914. I imagine that at this point (having found the door unlocked) your intention is to steal my car. Don’t be encouraged by this; the tumblers sheared off in 1978. I would have locked it up if I could, so don’t think you’re too clever or that I’m too lazy. However, now that you’re in the car, there are a few things you’re going to need to know. First, the battery is disconnected, so slide-hammering my ignition switch is not your first step*. I leave the battery disconnected, not to foil hoodlums such as yourself, but because there is a mysterious current drain from the 40-year-old German wiring harness that I can’t locate and/or fix. So, connect the battery first. Good luck finding the engine cover release. Or the engine, for that matter.
Right up there with Iowahawk's Turbonique post.

*This actually happened to me last November.
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